Cleaning out the lint trap spam filter this morning, I came across something I had to read twice. Then I read it a third time, just to be sure. The spam “comment” link, which somehow attached itself to yesterday’s “put the candy bar down and step away slowly” entry, linked to a hunting website – and did so under the heading, “Taxidermy: How to Stuff a Giraffe.”
Let’s all sit still for a moment and let that idea sink in.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I didn’t realize this had become a problem. I knew everyone had a baby kangaroo (yours is pink but mine is blue) but the growing “what to do with the dead giraffe in the corner” issue completely escaped me. I admit I’m not all that observant, so I must have overlooked it.
After all, it’s a giraffe, not an 800-lb gorilla.
But while we’re on the subject – anyone know how to stuff one of those?