To everyone who’s ever caused me lost sleep, lost peace or lost time:
Like tetris, but now it’s personal. Instead of handing you pieces at random, the Hatetris AI evaluates all your options, and gives you the statistical worst-case-scenario…EVERY TIME. (Remember how you always thought the tetris AI withheld blocks just when you needed them most? Now it really does.) In other words…if you try to stack up the left side while you wait for that stick to drop and fill the hole on the right…it literally never will. Why? Because unlike Tetris, which you only thought wanted you to fail, Hatetris does want you to fail. In fact, it’s designed to ensure that eventually (and usually sooner rather than later) you will.
Ask not for whom the failboat sails. It sails for thee.