In doing my best to ignore the fact that some people consider today a holiday of sorts, it occurred to me that I have yet to start campaigning on behalf of my chosen presidential candidate.
Granted, he hasn’t yet secured the nomination, but I won’t let that dampen my enthusiasm. In light of this, here are my Thursday 13 Proposed Slogans for the Lesser Weevil McCain Presidential Campaign:
1. John McCain – Because I Ain’t Got a Dog In This Hunt.
2. McCain: I’m Lovin’ Toleratin’ It!
3. Just a Little More Weevil Than The Next Guy
4. Borders: Some Assembly Required.
5. No Candidate Would Be Better In the White House. (Note: Statistically, 12% of you got that. The rest of you, reread aloud, emphasizing the word “No.”)
6. If We Can’t Have Competence, At Least We Got Crazy.
7. Yo Quiero…
8. We Could Do Better … But Not in ‘08.
9. McCain ‘08: We’ll Let You Know How It Works Out For Us.
10. Because You Can’t Spell “Conservative” Without (Getting) S-e-r-v-e-(d).
11. Snatching Ideological Defeat From The Jaws of Statistical Victory
12. A Pancake In Every Aisle (Note: Statistically, 25% of you got this one, all of whom know how you cook pancakes.)
13. Because Pyrrhus Isn’t Available.
Got more? Toss em in the comments. (And don’t think I’m done here…I can beat this weevil until November, and I’m not afraid to do it.)
Trackposted to Big Dog’s Weblog, Rosemary’s Thoughts, and Woman Honor Thyself, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.
Hmm. Tough assignment. McCain campaign slogans.
McCain, For Guns and Bitter
McCain, No ‘Fence Intended
McCain, For Discriminating People who Love Antiques
McCain, Old enough to know Bitter
McCain, He’s not Hillary
McCain, He won’t appoint Bill Clinton to the Supreme Court. (By the way, will cross-dressing be required if Bill Clinton becomes First Lady?)
McCain, Last Chance for a White, Male, Anglo-Saxon Protestant President
You (Mc)Cain’t Do Better This Year
The unity ticket? McClinton for President
Variant on Ryak’s #5 (above): Nobody Would Make a Better President than John McCain
McCain, Firmly on All Sides of the Issues
McCain, At Least He Has the Good Sense to Live in a Warm-Weather State
McCain. Whatever
John McCain-Condaleeza Rice. That’s the Ticket!
Comment by Maniyak — February 14, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
Condemnation of State Dept. finally hits the news…
As I have been decrying for many years, the State Department, once again, has proven incompetent. Part of the surge strategy was to pacify Iraq to allow the government of Iraq to craft new laws and win the confidence of the Iraqi people, but the St…
Trackback by Rosemary's Thoughts — February 14, 2008 @ 4:59 pm
LOL..no way can I top those my friend..thanks for makin me laugh about something I would be cryin bout!..God bless the USA..Yak for Pres!.heh :)
Comment by Angel — February 15, 2008 @ 10:38 am
5. No Candidate Would Be Better In the White House.
And oh! how I wish I could vote for none of the above. (BTW, wanna get on board with my plan to have State consitutions ammended so that ALL elective offices MUST have “None of the above” listed and any elective office that recieved a plurality of votes for “NOTA” would have the slate cleared for another election of entirely different candidates.)
10. Because You Can’t Spell “Conservative” Without (Getting) S-e-r-v-e-(d).
Shades of Damon Knight…
13. I’m glad you mentioned this hugely more palatable alternative…
10.
Comment by David — February 19, 2008 @ 2:34 am