1. If three people share a box of animal crackers,someone will end up with all of the tigers, and someone else will get nothing but monkeys and the platypus.
2. Familyhumor comes from feral cows. (Feral cows come from California)
3.There are three radio stations in central California. One plays Mariachi, one plays polka, and the third plays Muzak versions of Culture Club.
4. By the end of the third elevatorial rendition of “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me” the answer is a resounding “YES.”
5. No matter what kind of snacksare purchase in advance, or how great a variety you already have in the car, they won’t be what you’re in the mood for by the time you reach the first gas station.
6. The gas station knows this, which is why they can try tocharge you $4.50 for a miniature can of Pringles.
7. You willbuy the Pringles anyway. (And they will taste just the way you want them to. And you won’tthink about the expense. Much. Though you might just blog about it.)
Trackposted to Blue Star Chronicles, Stuck On Stupid, Woman Honor Thyself, Church and State, and The Pet Haven Blog, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.
I luv this one Yakster!..Heh..pass the $10 pringles wouldya?
Comment by Angel — June 16, 2007 @ 6:33 pm