Today is June 1, which of course means the Yak’s newest list of the official observances taking place this month.
For those still living under a rock (probably because they’re too terrified of the people who plan these things to come out – and with good reason), June is:
- Fireworks Safety Month (If you want to blow someone up, please wait for July.)
- International Men’s Month (Domestic – and domesticated – men are out of luck.)
- Celibacy Awareness Month (Not. Saying. A. Word. Moving right along…)
- Accordion Awareness Month (As though it were possible NOT to be aware of an accordion.)
- Candy Month (candy candy candy! WOO!)
- Pharmacists Declare War on Alcoholism Month (Drugs! Not alcohol! Drugs!)
- Potty Training Awareness Month (If you’re reading this and you need potty training – I’d actually rather not be aware.)
and
- Professional Wellness Month (Well, I’m a professional. Though rumor has it I might not be altogether well.)
Enjoy the month.
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