“Mourning on MySpace” (Evening on “America’s Most Wanted”)
“Stowaway Squirrel Grounds Jet” (Demands Still Unknown, Police Suspect He’s Nuts)
“Scientists Dubious of Quantum Computer Claims” (Hal Really Could Do That)
“Gore Announces ‘Live Earth’ Concert” (Detractors Claim Planet’s Appearance Lip-Synched)
“Mental Health Bill Moves Forward in Congress” (Mental Health ConditionsMoving Backward)
“Al Gore’s Presidential Guessing Game” (Guess Who’ll Never Be President…)
“Most Bird Flu Victims Under 40, WHO Analysis Finds” (Average Lifespan of Most Birds Under 35)
“Harvard Names First Woman President” (Department of ProphesySays ‘Hillary in ‘08′)
