The Random Yak

Fisking the Headlines: Speak to the House Edition

Filed under: Just Yaks — Random Yak @ 1:30 pm on January 4, 2007

Because some headlines do provoke an involuntary reaction:

Pelosi Becomes First Woman House Speaker(HousesConfused, Don’t Understand Barking and Flapping.)

Lost Sailor Awaits Rescue With Pop-Tarts, Granola (MacGuyver Enters Rescue Business)

Pakistan Lifts Kite-Flying Ban (Officials Now Free to Follow Bloggers’ Suggestions)

Mysterious Object Crashes Through Roof (Elves Caught in Post-Christmas Joyride)

Iran Vows to ‘Humiliate’ U.S. (Ahmadinejad: “Your Mother was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries!”)

Fresh Snow Blankets Sierras (Global Warming Kicking In Any Time Now)

Cops Ask Judge to Toss Bridge Shooting Case (Police Claim Bridge Fired First)

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