It appears I’m once again being taught that I’m an expert on things I never knew I knew – or even thought about.
Case in point:Google considers me the Internet’s #6 authorityon “Bungee jump alligator accidents.”
Points to ponder:
- Someone Googled this. (Meaning that somewhere, out there, someone actuallyfinds this information helpful and relevant to his or her current situation.)
- The search returned 28,300 results. (Which begs the question: How many bungee jumping alligators ARE there??)
- According to Google, onlyfive ofthose 28,300more closely matched the idea of “bungee jump alligator accidents” than I do.
Things to consider, indeed. But no one ever leaves this side of the mountain empty handed, so here are a few things to rememberif you want to avoid an accident whilebungee jumping with alligators:
1. Let the alligator jump first. (Nobody minds when humans don’t jump first, but humans don’t bite people’s arms off when they lose the coin toss.)
2. Don’t stand directly beneath a bungee-jumping alligator. (And if one comes down on top of you, be careful. Remember not to lose your head.)
3. Make sure the alligator is wearing a helmet. (How you get it on him is your problem.)
Above all,be safe. Remember, it’s only funny until someone loses an eye. (Or gets hit in the headby a bungee-jumping alligator.)
*This postpaid for byThe Random Yak’s Department of Making the Relatives Concerned About Your Mental State*
Trackposted to Rightwing Guy, Perri Nelson’s Website, and Stuck On Stupid, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.
