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Thursday 13: Updated Cliches

Filed under: Just Yaks, Thursday Thirteen — Random Yak @ 11:11 am on November 2, 2006

Tomorrow is official “Cliche Day.” In (advance) honor of the occasion, permit me to offer a list of

13 Statements From the Yak’s Big Book of (Slightly Improved) Cliches

1. Live and learn (Unless you’re a liberal).

2. What goes around comes around (Watch too closely and you end up dizzy, don’t pay attention andI guarantee it’llwhack you in the head).

3. Today is the first day of the rest of your life (Some assembly required).

4. Laughter is the best medicine (But in a pinch, Vicodin will do…).

5. I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet (and then I was more sad, because even he had shoes…).

6. Good things come to those who wait (But tasty things come from those who waitress).

7. It seemed like a good idea at the time (but of course, no one was on fire then).

8. You always find things the last place you look (because after that, there’s no reason to keep looking).

9. Smile, it makes people wonder (and back away slowly).

10. I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you in your general vicinity.

11. There is nothing to fear but fear itself (and the big hairy thing hiding in the closet).

12. Close only counts in horseshoes (and hand grenades, and nuclear missiles, and dynamite).

13. Life is like a box of chocolates (sometimes sweet,and usuallyfilled with unwanted nuts).

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3 Comments

  1. Ah, lets not forget…
    “If at first you don’t succeed, recount until it gets to the Supreme Court. Then whine because they still don’t side with you.”

    Comment by Dane Bramage — November 2, 2006 @ 12:50 pm

  2. Reminds me of that old Muslim maxim: We’ll bomb that bridge when we come to it.

    I linked to you from my TT 13 Stupid Things that really annoy me

    Comment by bernieg1 — November 2, 2006 @ 2:31 pm

  3. TT – 13 Stupid, Annoying Things…

    #6) Idiots who see the DON’T START CROSSING SIGN but step into the street in front of your car anyway. And worse, they slowly mosey across. My advice if the light turns against you as you’re crossing? Run you moron, run….

    Trackback by Planck's Constant — November 2, 2006 @ 2:32 pm

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