I knew I heard something strange this morning.
Don’t get me wrong. As a native Californian, I’ve learned tolive with a certain amount of barking and flapping – the reassuring white noise that lets you know you are, in fact, still living in the land of granola (lots of fruity bits, and plenty of extra nuts) – butlately I’ve noticedthe barking and flappingoften risesto a startling level.
In an effort to round up some of the barkers and flappers (thereby lowering the overall noise level and permitting me to get some billable work done today) I’m offering the following Quiet Down So I Can Work” Edition of the Moonbat News Roundup.
Will Bark for Allah: The choice of conversion, dhimmitude or death apparently even applies to Disney charactersand classic literature. By show of hands: how many of you knew D’Artagnan could not visit Aramis during his recovery because he “converted to Islam during his illness” or that Tom Sawyerlonged for a special treatgiven to children who learnedthe Arabic words intheirIslamic prayers?(Tip of the horns: Dr. Sanity).
Yaps From Across the Pond: A Norwegian “trans-person”needs not one but two passports – because it’sapparently hard to travel as a woman when your passport photohas an Adam’s Apple anda five o’clock shadow.I guess gender is likea box of chocolates…you never know what you’re going to get… (Horn Tip: Moonbattery)
Hollywood Moonbattery: (Yes, I know that’s redundant) A new fakeumentary titled Death of a President looks at “what the war on terror has done to the American body politic” by exploring…the assassination of President Bush. Of course the story says the crime was wrongly blamed on a man of middle-eastern descent (just as the plotline was wrongly blamed on “creativity”). Would have been a musical, but they just couldn’t find anything that rhymes with “Cheney.” (Horn tip: Wizbang and Michelle Malkin.)
More Fauxtography Flap: The newest victim: Katie Couric, whose photograph was digitally altered to make her appear 20 pounds lighter. Which isn’t exactly what I thought they meant by “CBS Evening News, now with 20% less fluff”. (Horn tip: The Real Ugly American).
Medical Moonbattery: California legislatorsattempt to completely socialize medicine by eliminating private health care in favor of a state-run system for all Californians (whether or not properly socialized). As if I needed something else to put on my list of “Reasons I Should Move to Alaska.” (Horn Tip: Captain’s Quarters.)
Bunch of Barks Too Good to Miss: Don Surber has a roundup of his own. Any one of his items could have headlined here, but I’m going with “Dolphin Terrorizes French Coast.” If this keeps up, tomorrow’s headline will read “FranceSurrenders to Foreign Invaders,Renamed EEeeEEEEE EEE ee.” (Horn Tip: Don Surber.)
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“20% less fluff??? No, with Couric, 20% less is still 100%
And that France quip? Are you sure it wasn’t “Le Dauphin terrorizes French… “?
Comment by David — August 31, 2006 @ 6:34 pm
The Difference between Advertising and Marketing…
A recent study indicates that young males learn better under male teachers than under female teachers. On the other hand, a previous Australian study has countered that belief….
Trackback by Planck's Constant — September 1, 2006 @ 10:27 am
God isn’t loving?…
An online friend had this to say: The Christian God isn’t really loving……
Trackback by Mark My Words — September 1, 2006 @ 2:48 pm
Nasrallah in Hiding…
Laura Ingraham made an excellent point on today’s broadcast about Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah. Where is this great leader? If these men are such great heroes and great fighters, whether it’s bin Laden or whether it’s Nasrallah, why are they……
Trackback by Conservative Cat — September 1, 2006 @ 4:09 pm
I don’t drink it but……
I can still do something about Miller Brewing Co. providing support for illegal immigrants….
Trackback by Mark My Words — September 1, 2006 @ 7:46 pm
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Pingback by The Florida Masochist » Blog Archive » The Knucklehead of the Day award — September 2, 2006 @ 5:51 am
The Knucklehead of the Day award…
Today’s winner is backup Miami Dolphin runningback Sammy Morris….
Trackback by The Florida Masochist — September 2, 2006 @ 5:53 am
Weekend (Open) Must-Read List…
New Enemies Demand New Thinking (Donald H. Rumsfeld, Los Angeles Times); Selling the War (Daniel Henninger, Wall Street Journal); CAIR??s Twisted Stand on Academic Freedom (Daniel Pipes, FrontPage Magazine); Panic Stations (Mark Steyn, National Review….
Trackback by The Right Nation — September 2, 2006 @ 10:03 am
“Le Dauphin terrorizes French” – very nice.
Comment by Random Yak — September 2, 2006 @ 10:11 am
The Black Dahlia – Scarlett Johansson…
On August 31, 2006 Black Dahlia opened at the 63rd Venice Film Festival.
‘The Black Dahlia’, directed by Brian De Palma, stars Scarlett Johansson [also Josh Hartnett and two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank] and is the first of 21 films in competiti…
Trackback by Planck's Constant — September 2, 2006 @ 12:00 pm
Weekend (Open) Must-Read List [updated]…
The Waiting Game (Victor Davis Hanson, National Review); Taking It to the Roots (Jonathan Garthwaite, Townhall); Attack of the Lifesaving Tomatoes
(Joseph Kynaston Reeves, Tech Central Station); Symposium: Ahmadinejad??s Armageddon (Jamie Glazov, Fro….
Trackback by The Right Nation — September 3, 2006 @ 4:32 am
The Knucklehead of the Day award…
Today’s winner is the Internal Revenue Service. They get the award for the following.
The Internal Revenue Service gave away $318 million in improper refunds this year because a computer program that screens tax returns for fraud was not working….
Trackback by The Florida Masochist — September 3, 2006 @ 6:34 am
Converting to Islam is not enough…
Let’s not be liberal idiots, the recent warnings to the West to Convert or Die will not end there. Conversion will not be enough; all the rest of what we take as Western Culture will have to go….
Trackback by Planck's Constant — September 3, 2006 @ 8:03 pm
Voice-Activated Liberal Idiots and the French Nati…
I leased a new Lexus 350 and had to return to the dealer the next day to complain that I couldn’t figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated….
Trackback by Planck's Constant — September 4, 2006 @ 10:59 am
You are what you blog…
From the New Republic:
An Apology to Our Readers…
Trackback by Don Surber — September 4, 2006 @ 3:57 pm