Unbeknownst to me, August 20-26was designated official “Save Your Smile” week.
And here I was, giving them away for free like it was going out of style (which apparently it was). Should have known better. Smiles don’t grow on trees, you know. And the people you offer them to actually do take them – and, from what I can tell, mostrecipients use them immediately.
The observance came with insufficient directions, so I’m not sure whatwe’re supposed to be savingsmiles for, or even how longwe can savethem beforethey expire andwe need to start workingonnew ones. No directions to the smile bank, no instructions for safe home storage. Nota word of explanation as to how one prevents the stored smiles frombreaking free and wreaking havoc in the Home Depot (No, really, it wasn’t me…it was the smiles.You just missed them – theytook offdown aisle 8).
Is there aspendthrift clause out there somewhere that someone can invoke to stop ustossing them about? And just exactly what happens ifwe squandersmiles this week?
Will large men in dark glasses suddenly leap from the closet with rolls of tape?
Will your third-grade teacher (you remember:thelarge womanwith the electric blue eyeshadow) suddenly materialize behind you, waving her ruler and shouting “Would you like to sharethe jokewith the rest of the class?” (Painfully learned hint to the wise: “yes” isn’t the right answer to that question.)
One thing seems clear: this is too complicated for a simple yak. I don’t think I’m capable of savingsmiles for a single day – let alone a week. So save ‘em if you want to – but it’s business as usual on my side of the mountain, which of course means
Smile ‘em if you got ‘em. Or even if you don’t.
Link ‘em if you got ‘em, too. This is your Monday-Wednesday Open Trackback Post. Open Trackbacks now through Wednesday night. Linked as always to Linkfest Haven and pinged to the Open Trackback Festival at The Conservative Cat.
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- Planck’s Constant with “Three Threats to Civilization”
- The Florida Masochist with “Knucklehead of the Day Award”
- Third World County with “Fair Tax/OTA”
- Stuck on Stupid with “Midweek OTB & Linkfest”
- The Florida Masochist with “Florida The Rules are Different Here Chapter XLIV”
- Lil’ Duck Duck with “Threatening a Two Year-Old Just Isn’t Worth the Attention”(ain’t that the truth…)
- The Florida Masochist with “A Prayer”
- Planck’s Constant with “Provide Money To Israel Also For Hezbollah War”
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Does Homeland Security Even “CAIR” About Our Safety?…
During the airport tour, CAIR was taken on a walk through the point-of-entry, Customs stations, secondary screening and interview rooms. In addition, U.S. Customs and Border Patrol agents were asked to describe for CAIR representatives various features…
Trackback by The Clash of Civilizations — August 21, 2006 @ 9:34 am
Because It’s An Emergency, We Expect a Long Deliberation…
Later today, we will be taking bets on whether or not the European Union decides that Hassan Nasrallah should be put in charge of disarming Hezbollah. Respectfully submitted,Ferdinand T. Cat Trackposted to Conservative Disarmament, Urban Cease Fire, Th…
Trackback by Conservative Cat — August 21, 2006 @ 10:02 am
Find Fatima fotoshopped…
A few weeks ago Osama Bin Laden told his servant Hassan to give Fatima 40 lashes then send her a burqa and tell the bitch to keep her face covered. But she kept showing up all over the place as a new victim of Zionist aggression….
Trackback by planck's constant — August 21, 2006 @ 4:20 pm
Organs of the State II…
The Gulf News recently reported on the plight of Huma Hussan and her husband, Kamran: Kamran Hassan, 30, from Pakistan, moved to Dubai with his wife, Huma, 28, five months ago where she has been diagnosed with idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis. It is a dis…
Trackback by The Business of America is Business — August 21, 2006 @ 10:10 pm
Three Threats to Modern Civilization…
A liberal would look at the photo* below and say “this man looks like he’s being treated professionally and will probably survive”….
Trackback by planck's constant — August 22, 2006 @ 11:53 am
The Knucklehead of the Day award…
Today’s winner is Sweden’s state broadcaster SVT….
Trackback by The Florida Masochist — August 23, 2006 @ 4:38 am
Fair Tax/OTA…
This is an Open trackbacks Alliance post. Link to this post and trackback. More below this very special word on a very important issue…
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If you owe back taxes to the federal government, the next call asking you to pay may…..
Trackback by third world county — August 23, 2006 @ 5:42 am
Midweek OTB & Linkfest for Aug. 23 & 24, 2006…
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Trackback by Stuck On Stupid — August 23, 2006 @ 5:57 am
Florida the rules are different here Chapter XLIV…
Florida police making the state safe for Naked party going meth users who steal yachts. Don’t you just love Florida?…
Trackback by The Florida Masochist — August 23, 2006 @ 6:38 am
Threatening a two-year old just isn’t worth the attention……
I posted about this a while back – here and here, update here. I took great delight in hearing via Instapundit today that Deborah Frisch finally is having to face up to her actions…..
Blog P.I. has the latest word: “On August 21 she was arr…
Trackback by Lil Duck Duck — August 23, 2006 @ 12:08 pm
A prayer…
All I say is I pray Craig gets the wish at the end of what he wrote. Please do the same. God bless the Dolch family….
Trackback by The Florida Masochist — August 23, 2006 @ 5:34 pm
Provide Money to Israel Also for Hezbollah War…
I would prefer that the US give nothing at all to Lebanon and ask that Iran and Syria pay for all the damage done to both countries.
At the least we should make sure that Israel also receive money as well. If you agree, and I hope you do, please r…..
Trackback by planck's constant — August 23, 2006 @ 5:35 pm
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Trackback by planck's constant — August 24, 2006 @ 1:13 am
Aljazeera more truthful and balanced than the NY T…
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Trackback by planck's constant — August 25, 2006 @ 1:45 am